Over at the Carrot Ranch this week, Charli Mills challenged writers to In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story using two words that contradict. Examples include champagne and hard-rock; rosemary and sewage; duck down and firecrackers; sleep and square-dancing. Use one of these or make up your own. Go where the prompt leads!
I haven’t gone with contradiction as much as confusion, but it’s fitting following something I wrote on my readilearn blog last week. In case you missed it, I wrote that being in lockdown has “felt like time has stood still and sped by at the same time”. That’s a contradiction. My story is a confusion.
Upstairs or Downstairs
Granny scratched her head. “I don’t know if I’m Arthur or Martha.”
“Whad’ya mean, Granny? I’m Arthur,” Arthur laughed.
“It’s just an old saying. Means I don’t know if I’m coming or going.”
“But you’re not coming or going. You’re staying here. With us.”
“I know,” laughed Granny. “I’m just a bit confused is all.”
“What’re you confused about?”
“I just came all the way down here for something, and I can’t remember what.”
“But this is upstairs, Granny. Not downstairs.”
“Silly me. There’s not much in my upstairs anymore.”
Now it was Arthur’s turn to scratch his head.
Thank you for reading. I appreciate your comments. Please share your thoughts.
This was a perfect follow through to your previous statement. I can relate! Well done, Norah.
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Thank you, Jennie. I’m pleased you enjoyed it.
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You’re welcome, Norah. 🙂
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🙂
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That put a smile on my face! Thank you!
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I’m pleased. Thank you, Patricia.
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This is a great piece, Norah. A very clever idea.
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Thank you, Robbie. I enjoyed writing it.
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Granny sounds likes me when I sometimes open the fridge door and then wonder what I opened it for. I call them ‘senior moments’, although I’m sure we all get them, Norah.
I’ve heard of the saying ‘Arthur or Martha.’ Even today, it occasionally crops up, even on the TV.
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I think you’re right, Hugh. We do all have those moments. They keep us on our toes. 🙂
I’m pleased the term was familiar to you – I didn’t want to confuse my readers as much as Granny! 🙂
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Well done Norah. Life is sometimes an oxymoron. I liked the contradiction with time. 🙂
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Thank you, Debby. There is so much about life that doesn’t make sense. It’s a good thing we enjoy it – mostly. 😂
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So true Norah 🙂
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What a funny story, Norah. Let’s say it’s getting to be the new normal for some of us.
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That’s so true, Miriam. Sad, but true. 🙂
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You’re right, Norah. When it happens, I’ll accept it. 🙂
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We do what we can, while we can, until we can’t. Then we just do what we can as well. Enjoy!
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Yeah, it’s so true!
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ha ha! This is funny Norah thanks for the smile 🙂 I seldom know whether I’m coming or going 🙂
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I’m the same. And that’s even when I’m staying put! 🙂
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Sweet story, Norah, thanks for making me smile. Is Martha/Arthur an Australian expression? I haven’t heard it before, but fits the story beautifully. Alas, time’s whizzing by all too quickly for me although I know many who are struggling with lockdown boredom.
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Thanks, Anne. Your comment about Arthur and Martha made me stop and think. It’s a saying I seem to have known forever but, like many from my childhood, never questioned its origins. Your comment made me worry that I had used something that could be considered insensitive or inappropriate these days, as much from my childhood has been shown to be. So I checked it out and most seem to agree that it’s a saying used in Australia and New Zealand to mean confusion. I was very relieved to find there were no other interpretations but I am grateful to you. I must try to be more mindful of sayings and their origins in the future.
I agree with you about time. I think life must be like one of those chains on a pulley – the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. 🙂
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I didn’t think it was insensitive, but I did wonder if this was going to be a story about gender. But I liked it, especially the rhyming of the names despite the different spelling, as I imagine you would have done.
But I agree about so many of our assumptions from childhood. Even though I am conscious that I disagree with much of my parents’ beliefs and attitudes, I still find myself echoing my mother sometimes. It’s good to question but can be exhausting.
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We need to keep informing ourselves. It can be a difficult job. Most of the time we don’t even know what we don’t know.
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True!
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Fun story–a lot because I relate to it!
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There are a few of us who relate. 🙂
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This is perfect.. and a bit to close to my lived experience for comfort
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Thank you, Geoff. And mine! 🙂
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I think the grandson notices the contradictions in grandma’s confusion! Fun flash, Norah!
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The grandson is usually quite switched on. 🙂 I’m pleased you enjoyed it, Charli.
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Ha,ha! I feel a little bit like that some days……. Well captured Norah!
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Thank you, Pauline. The situation is quite familiar to me. Especially with my grandson Arthur. 🙂
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Love it! 🙂 xo
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Thank you, Bette. 🙂
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So well done, Norah! Thank you for a smile this morning.
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Thanks, D. I’m pleased it gave you a smile. 🙂
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Clever! we’re all confused right now…
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I am, anyway …. 🙂
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agree, very cute word play!
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Thank you, Kate. 🙂
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welcome, it’s delightful!
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You’re too kind. Thank you muchly. 🙂
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this is such a cute one, Norah! very clever word play –
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Thank you, Beth. 🙂
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